Best Interesting Quotes

Best Interesting Quotes
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The Office Quotes

  • “Goodness and hard work are rewarded with respect.”
  • “I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
  • “Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work.”
  • “Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work”
  • “Do the things you like to be happier, stronger & more successful. Only so is hard work replaced by dedication.”
  • “I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
  • “No great achiever even those who made it seem easy ever succeeded without hard work.
  • “A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.”
  • “Choose your company the way you choose your life partner; after all, you spend more time in the company than with your life partner.”
  • “I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway.”
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The Office Quotes
  • “One of the things people did best at the office was to use flexibility to its last atom.”
  • “Inspiration is the windfall from hard work and focus. Muses are too unreliable to keep on the payroll.”
  • “The office is like an army, and I’m the field general. You’re my foot soldiers and customer quality is the war!!!”
  • “The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.”
  • “No one’s dream job involves a kiosk.”
  • “I have so much paperwork I’m afraid my paperwork has paperwork.”
  • “This struggle and scramble for office, for a way to live without work, will finally test the strength of our institutions.”
  • “The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.”

Best Office Quotes

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The-Office-Quotes
  • “When People in sales are at work, they are at war.”
  • “Office Signs are glamorous yet subtle indicators, which reminds us who is who and what is what.”
  • “Talent means nothing, while experience, acquired in humility and with hard work, means everything.”
  •  “Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.”
  • “People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.”
  • “During a rough time in a Business, a Leader should act as a ship captain. His first and foremost priority should be to put his employees to security before thinking of his own welfare.”
  • “Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should always save some of it for tomorrow.”
  • “Coming together is a beginning Keeping together is progress Working together is a success.”
The-Office-Quotes
The Office Quotes
  • “I truly believe the wireless mouse was invented so people at work had one less thing to hang themselves with.”
  • “Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much”
  •  “Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.”
  • “Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally, I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.”
  • “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
  • If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.”
  • “No, I’m not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer, you don’t tell them.”

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